concursion

An agreement upon agreeing, upon which you agree.

-"This evening has been phantasmagorical."
-"Thank you for hanging out with me. It really has been."
-"Concursion!"

by bcooke24 December 26, 2007

cockcussion

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.

"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."

by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.

I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Concessionalist

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.

1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?

by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009

Conscusting

Conscusting (adj.)- of the nature of being disgusting beyond measure; to be abhorrent to the point of causing another to get close to the point of vomiting

"Man, Hillary Clinton isn't just ugly. She's conscusting."

by MOSH PEG April 17, 2010

Concussion

The feeling after your friend hits you on the head with her frigging math book!!!

Friend- **picks up math book**
(SLAM)
Me- wth?!! I think you have me a concussion!

Friend- hehehe
(SLAM)

by Lily LuLu October 29, 2019

Concussion Makers

Very large breasts capable of giving you a concussion if you stuck your face between them and the chick violently bounces them back and forth against your head.

Dude! Look at those tits...definite concussion makers!

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011