confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.

Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"

by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013

confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

by typical male May 1, 2003

Confusingly

A non existant word. It's true.

A non existant word. It's true

by Scott December 10, 2004

Confusing

causing or tending to cause confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation.

My teacher was trying to show me how to do division. It was all to confusing for me.

by LoneWolfHatake May 7, 2008

Conduring

To initiate sex with ghosts

holy shit that dude is conduring that spooky ghost!!

by Dictionary CO. August 8, 2018

conjungdiate

the act where two people become so much like each other, they take on all their isms, and all the useless shit they have in their character gets slowly into the other's character

before, Tarro was a normalish person. or maybe i was before. anyway, when we became friends we conjungdiated and now we're both total weirdoes because of the friendship

by wonderfool December 1, 2003