Stool Conference

When a gay man has to schedule a time with his boyfriend to abuse his anus because the boyfriend is too busy getting his back blown out by the rest of the gay community.

Will had to schedule a stool conference with drunk Jeff the gay dentist because Jeff had too many patients to see.

by Wilma Fingerdoo May 14, 2008

Conference Call of Duty

Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.

Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.

by Jadder Obbins November 28, 2011

Leastern Conference

Another name synonymous for the Eastern Conference of the National Basketball Association(NBA) that is ridiculed by the Western Conference for their subpar team records and easy path to the NBA Finals every year. The conference is often plagued with the lack of talent and often top-heavy records that allows the same teams such as the 2010-14 Miami Heat to reach the NBA Finals year to year with minimal or no real competition. The disparity is often attributed to Michael Jordan's second retirement from the Chicago Bulls in 1998.

Joe: Did you hear that the Miami Heat went to four straight finals? Now that's an impressive feat only done three times before.

Miller: Yeah, but they play in the Leastern Conference so it's not that impressive with how easy they had it out there. Now had they gone to four straight finals in the Western Conference that would be no doubt an impressive feat. Just look at the 9th seed 2013-14 Phoenix Suns in the Western Conference, they would have been a 3rd seed in the Leastern Conference.

Joe: When you put it like that I guess you're right.

by Concerned User July 3, 2014

Conference call of nature

When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.

You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature

by crc5654 September 24, 2011

conference stall

That one stall in the bathroom where that one person takes conference calls

That dude was in the conference stall again this morning. His coworkers must think he's the shit.

by version mismatch December 19, 2018

Peer Press Conference

Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!

Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference

by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011

One-man Conference Room

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011