the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.
She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra July 19, 2005
by MAN CONFETTI October 28, 2020
Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.
I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.
by Petruzniak March 18, 2020
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
by sung park May 18, 2004
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The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
by ribbertjie January 01, 2013