Jimmy Conrad

The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.

Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."

Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."

by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009

The Conrad

This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.

The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.

"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"

by p2brams May 13, 2010

Condaddy

A person named samantha . And BOII SHE LIT ASFF!!

(We walk into Art Class) Ori: CONDADDY IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Me:BOII YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

by CONDADDY 💕 October 28, 2017

conbad

A person named Conrad whose a bad daddy and who's been so naughty and nasty that you just gotta gush him.

You've been such a Conbad tonight!

by condaddy_xoxo February 10, 2017

Conrad foursome

A Conrad foursome occurs when two couples hook up in the same room. A common misconception is that a Conrad foursome is an orgy, but as long as the two couples remain separated and each hookup is its own separate entity, the integrity of the Conrad foursome perseveres.

"I heard he had a Conrad foursome with his girlfriend and Julie and Bob last night."

by jordanplusandy July 23, 2009

conrad

a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole. then you know him even better and you love him more than you can bear, because you realize he's amazing

first impressions can be misleading. He might end up being a conrad

by mobames October 21, 2008

Conrady

Those types of boys who are really thick and cheat on their girlfreinds and think it's ok! Comes from a boy named Conrad who cheated on his girlfriend and thought it was ok.

Hey that boy over there is well conrady!

by Turkaliscious June 3, 2018