Conal Sweeney

fat retard and child rapist

his ma has rickets

Conal Sweeney's ma has rickets

by johnharkin420 October 17, 2019

conall doherty

A man who is both willing and able to take your virginity. Someone who is a good friend but an even better lover.

Woman #1: omg Leonardo DiCaprio was so hot
Woman #2: yes he was a bit of a conall doherty back in his day

by conall doherty number one fan March 8, 2022

Conall

An amazing boyfriend who will deny he has an enormously huge bombastically astronomically gigamontous fucking penis. Has a cute nose, scrapes his legs too much, is a computer science nerd that actually SHOWERS 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 hot funny sexy cool crazy sexy hot clique stop shake turn flip it (I love g idle) he’s amazing don’t lose him put him on a leash just in case and ride him. Ride him.

“I love Conall!”

“He is mine you fat cock sucking slut”

by Conall’s amazing girlfriend October 24, 2023

Conal

A man who can't go 5 minutes without a puff bar.

Conal stanking Reid is having a fit in the bog because he couldn't use his puff bar during study

by llllllllllle March 27, 2022

Kiernan conally

Mop or An implement consisting of a sponge or a bundle of thick loose strings attached to a handle, used for wiping floors or other surfaces.

We used the Kiernan conally to clean up the mess on the ground.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhgd October 16, 2018

Conall

Conall is a word used to describe a dude with a big penis and golden retriever energy. Devilishly handsome but completely oblivious. An absolute fiend for pints and can usually be found skulling some moretti’s.

Person A: “Wow - look at that really hot guy skulling all those pints!”

Person B: “Yeah - he looks like a real Conall.”

by Loverofconall August 9, 2022

Conal

Fully qualified and the best hairdresser going highly recommend especially if your name is Mia and wish to go 00 all over ❤️

Always get conal to cut

by C_johns September 23, 2023