Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

Kate Compost

A composting of food scraps, eggshells, and leftovers made by literally throwing foodstuff out the back door and into the backyard. There does not need to be any real or intended garden or compost, and if there is, you certainly don't need to aim for it.

Popular for its ease and lack of waste. As long as you throw far and don't maintain your yard, who cares where it will decompose!

Kate: "This is how you compost, right?" *throws banana peel into backyard*

Razz: "Breakfast done, just gotta trash the eggshells and scrape off the bacon grease."
Leif: "Let's make a Kate Compost!" *toss paper plate out the back door*

by RazzInTown September 9, 2011

Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

by plantlord69 May 26, 2019

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

non compos mentis

Of latin origin literally meaning:
Not having control of ones mind, or being totally unique and the sort of person who makes you laugh

"Oh my god, he is suffering from non compos mentis but still kinda hot in an unstable way"

by Beefa August 3, 2007

Cumposer

A person who fakes orgasms.

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009

composer

One who creates music.

Mozart's most brilliant and solid glory is founded upon his talents as a composer.

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004