Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008

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low commodity

Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...

That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.

by Cordeiro May 13, 2005

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Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

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