commercial

Having profit as a goal: a commercial band, not a REAL band.

Nimrod:Blink 182 and Sum41 are the best bands ever!
Coolguy:No they suck, they're punk-pop and to make it worse they're commercial.

by Khalil March 22, 2004

commercial

When TV gives you time to finish your homework.

Girl: you should really do your homework.
Guy: I can't I'm in the middle of a really good show
Girl: Oh look, its a commercial
Guy: Damn.

by vegetableheadperson March 1, 2011

commercial

Pot with no soul! Well.. half a soul

Robot: Let Us Smoke These Commercial Marijuana Leaves.
Robot: OK - Wow That Was Great I Feel High I Will Do It Again

by Ahem! Dumb. June 26, 2003

commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

commercial rape

when your your watching tv and there is so many commercials that you forget what you are watching.

The other day when I was watching Family Guy, I got commercial raped and I had no clue what I was watching!

by commmercialrape September 17, 2011

commercial surrealism

A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.

Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"

"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."

by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020

Commercial Slut

Girl that works the commercials hard and often. Usually very good looking.

Make sure you stay on this channel because that one commercial slut I was telling you about comes on often.

by Brad Paisley February 28, 2009