Chemically Cockblocked

When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.

Mitch chemically cockblocked me last night.

by beau801 February 24, 2009

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chemically altered

Getting so smashed, that you black out and everyone says you flipped out like the hulk during your fucked up episode

Dude why did you get so chemically altered off that vodka

by T Dab September 21, 2017

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chemically inclined

being apt to do something after drinking or doing drugs

I was chemically inclined to take that fat chick home !!!

by onemanauto September 26, 2010

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"Æ ̢̦̬̂ᗩ̴̤̆Ꭹ̶̳̊͗̊Æ ̣̝̉͂͒ ̵͔̀ည̶̣̖͂̅ာ ̫͂̅̕Ⱥ̶̞͍̓͛̊ᗩ̶̭̖̎̇͘Æ̴̗̑͘ ̵͚́ခ̶̢͔͋̓̕ြ̵̛͚̇ေ̵̡̥̘͆̾̈́ ̹̪͙̋န̴̹͆̂͑ဲ ̅̀ͅȺ̶͍̀̕Ạ̴ཽ̒̇ ̜͒͊Ǽ̵̺͝A ̨̱͖̌̈́ည ̡͍͊ာ ͖̞̋A ̜̰̻̈̂͝ ̶̼̹̒͜Ⱥ̴͔̯͊Ⓐ̵̘̜̃̌ᗩ̶͙͓͇̾ᙓ ̡̦͎̈́̇͛Ꭹ̵̣̍̾ခ̵͉̾͝န ̦̈̎͂ဲ̶̵့͇̰̜̥̩̓́͘Æ ̛̮̳̉͜͝ ̶̳̇ပ̵̢̬̳̒ိ ̨̯̲̕ု̶̬̺̾̓͠ ̢̠̬͐Æ ̫͛̌͑Ǽ ͚̫̙͌̓̔Ⓐ ̻̀͛̚ͅည̶̰͘͝ာ̴̡͍̽Ⓐ ̗̼͉̕̕͘Æ̴̭͔͠ᗩ̵̟̑̿ᙓ̵͍͈̍͜ᗩ ͓́͊ͅᙓ ̛͚Æ̴̹̅͊"

by cotentect September 13, 2023

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Comical Relapse

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

by (DWR) September 2, 2005

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Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.

"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

by I'm not okay April 13, 2014

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