Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

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by J_LA December 25, 2003

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017

colton hills community school

Colton hills is a sack of shit full of everything but white people and a shitty head teacher

Friend:i go colton hills community school
Mom:that school is shit, i heard someone shat in the reception.

by Anonymousticklebum December 12, 2019

Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

by TinyTears April 9, 2009

National show love and affection for Colton day

The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him

Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day

by Mr super mega cool kid May 27, 2018

turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 23, 2005

scout and colton

Scout and Colton are the best names to go together. Their both funny, some people are jelous of them. But they don't care, they know their better. Scout and Colton are the best boyfriend and girlfriend.

Hey look its Scout and Colton. They are like the best boyfriend and girlfriend.

by S.E.X.Y Snowy April 19, 2022