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collateral misinformation

When someone alters a Wikipedia article to win a specific argument, anyone who reads the false article before the "error" is corrected suffers from collateral misinformation.
I changed the scientific classification of red foxes last night in order to win an argument with Judy. I hope some stupid High School student didn't suffer from collateral misinformation.
by wildefox March 5, 2008
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Collateral Beauty

Try to see the collateral Beauty within the damage
by Attica Soto January 28, 2018
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Red Wing Commander

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
by The_Reverend July 21, 2006
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Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021
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collateral deliciousness

When the sauce or toppings from one food fall onto another increasing the latter’s appeal.
The excessive amount of ketchup on my burger spilled out onto my fries, a case of collateral deliciousness.
by LittleO'Me September 10, 2011
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Commander Vasjeer

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.
A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.
by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017
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The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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