Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 12, 2020

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

meet me at the coffee shop

An Indian song made with pure Indian delicacy

"bro wanna listen to the song that goes like meet me at the coffee shop?2

by Oilymen November 30, 2023

coffeeshop

legal place in the netherlands where you can blow and smoke.. its LEGAL!

Cmon lets go to the coffeeshop

by Megagun July 1, 2003

coffeeshop camping

when some one goes beyond using a laptop at the local coffee shop and sets up a small office replete with printers, scanners and other peripherals to mooch power and wifi.

Should be a limit on coffeeshop camping. A dude has set up not only 2 laptops, but a full-sized laser printer, scanner and piano keyboard!! credit @feliciaday

by lownstar June 2, 2009

coffeeshopesque

exuding the general comfortable, casual, trendy, homely, creative, and/or peaceful atmosphere of the family-owned cafe downtown.

There's this tiny java place I go to all the time to work, read, or just chill out. I like it 'cause it's so coffeeshopesque, you know? Real coffee smell, old leather couches, open mic night on Thursdays... nothing like the machine-generated Starbuckses on every street corner.

by anonionmous October 31, 2008