Colette Story

A pointless story with no climax.

Example:

Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”

Friend: “Then what happened?”

Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”

“That story was pointless, it was a Colette story”

by Ren McCormick December 20, 2020

colette carter

A asian jewish whorish prude.

dude that nigger was such a colette carter.

by aeriogeahg August 16, 2010

collette

awesome girl who can't fly even though she's half asian and has a french name.

"Yo, that girl Collette is cool."

by n-n-nick September 9, 2008

Colette

A fucking hot bitch that seems to be hated by guys a lot. Intellectual yet naive and gullible, she falls for the guy who hates her and owns her in Mario Kart. But no more, a new day will dawn and she will own all the peoples' asses who hated on her and her gigantic boobs and hot body. YES, THE DAY WILL COME WHEN COLETTE WILL BE THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Random Person: Oh noez, Colette is coming! She will crush me with her awesomeness! Run awaaaaay!!

by WoooopWoooopWooop August 1, 2009

colette-o

1. a white girl with moves

dang bro check out that colette-o

by buddy546 January 15, 2008

Colette Ono

One of the highlights of attending UCSD. See also "beautiful," "awesome."

Thanks for being a Colette Ono.

by nikkei April 12, 2005

Dirty Collette

The type of woman who breaks off her 12 inch pink dildo off in your ass and never tells you. Leaving an unknown sensation that doctors later find the cause of.

"Dude...he's been walking kind of funny. Like his girl dirty collette him."

by Mad Saulus June 15, 2020