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Cocknocker

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That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker
by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019
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I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.
by steve freund February 25, 2008
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Cockpocket

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1. A woman's vagina
2. A woman with whom you are having a strictly physical relationship.
"Jane hides things in her cockpocket"

"Did you see Russel's new cockpocket? Her tits are bigger than Jane's!"
by Norman January 14, 2004
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Cocknocker

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To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it
"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)
by Bensonator March 28, 2004
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Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.
Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.
by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008
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Cockblockapalooza

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A social gathering where a female or male has many friends of the opposite sex which furthermore cockblocks any unsuspecting suitor to make a move on them.
Nick doesn't stand a chance at the sorority party, it's a Cockblockapalooza.
by Jenbo May 31, 2007
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cockpocket

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Tom really beat the brakes off that cockpocket last night!

There was a greenish/yellowish malodorous discharge coming from her cockpocket so Tom yelled "Whoa, stanky cockpocket."

Tom walked out of his room and put his fingers in my face, then he said, "Cockpocket."
by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010
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