Cockuse

v. The act of using your cock properly to ensure a woman's orgasm.

v. Creating an orgasmatistic experience with your cock.

n. A cock worth being proud of

My God that guy had some great cockuse.

by Ron Becker July 7, 2008

Cockpuales

From the english word "cucksucker" when typed in on t9 on a cell phone

did you just call me a jive turkay you cockpuales
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*cocksucker

by shaygrover April 1, 2009

Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.

Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007

cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

Cockpulse

A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.

Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!

by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009

cockarse

A cockarse is taken from the Tenacious D album. It insinuates that someone is of homosexual tendencies.Or someone who is annoying you greatly

"Shut up you cockarse!!"

by lewis December 15, 2004