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Cockroach Factor 

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
Cockroach Factor by lesee June 9, 2009

cockroach killer boots 

Pointy edge cowboy boots usually made of a "skin" material (gator skin) ( Leather). Dominately worn as a western wear/Style
You see that Roach run in the corner ? Alfonso killed him easy with those pointy cockroach killer boots he always wears.

cockaroach

cockaroach; fuck you dante. its from scarface u retard. i think everyone knows how to spell cockroach, its just the way scarface said it.
"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those - cockaroach - es!" (Tony to Frank)

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
cockaroach by DyNaMiKe August 10, 2006

Cockeroni 

An other subltil way to say the word Cock, but with a lot more swag and referring to a huge pepperoni.
Do you want to eat my Cockeroni?
Cockeroni by Jigglycockeroni June 27, 2014

pussy cockroach 

a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.
My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.
pussy cockroach by midshipmanx October 22, 2010

Doin The Cockroach 

Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.
"Doin the cockroach yeah!"

"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"

"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"
Doin The Cockroach by dirty x d January 29, 2010