Cocaine Gobbler

When A Guy Injects Cocaine Into His Dick Or Balls And Makes You Give Him A Blowjob To Get It Out. Works Especially Well With Airport Security.

Jeb - Bro, I was At This Crazy Party Last Night, And This Guy Injected Cocaine Into His Dick. Those Girls Turned Into Vacuums!

Edith - Oh Yeah? That's The Cocaine Gobbler In Action!

by Edith The Local Kid Fapper July 10, 2020

cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.

P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.

by OpalLucy17 May 10, 2018

Cocaine College

A school where kids do more coke then school work. Find your nearest coke dealer at the local college football practice. Coke is at every party in every bathroom but cut with more baby laxative then actual Amphetamine. One known cocaine college is The University of Alabama. Google Jimmy Johns story on ESPN.

Wow they do more coke then school work at that Cocaine College.

by The Dealer Jimmy Johns December 12, 2010

cocaine-laced smile

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.

Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.

by cokebrain September 11, 2012

Cocaine in the creases

When one puts cocaine in the middle of pages in a book to hide it from someone

I keep my cocaine in the creases of my book

by Broswank March 12, 2019

Red Dragon Cocaine

1. When you and your buddies are doing coke off a stripper's ass, and the razor cuts the strippers ass, you are left with Red Dragon Cocaine.
2. Cocaine mixed w stripper blood.

Aaron: "Dude that party was too fucking awesome!"
Michael: "Yeah! After the strippers left, Jack decided to finish off the Red Dragon Cocaine.."

by Old man Jenkins January 28, 2015

Cocaine Tongue

When you’re using cocaine with friends and one partner, often a woman, becomes excessively chatty and ruins the session with absurd drivel.

Dude, never bring your girl to a session again. She gets cocaine tongue and can’t stop fucking talking about nothing.

by Karl Spackler June 29, 2018