Hobknockery

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010

Hobknocker

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

by Maimraid February 7, 2009

Cocknocker

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

by Bensonator March 28, 2004

hobknocker

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009

codknocker

One who knocks the cod... Chupes the jueso... smokes the pole... Sucks the !&@*. AKA packs the poo.
Cod is the long phallic fish that was served on Fridays in school for those kids who couldn't eat the pizza. if you knock the cod, you pack the poo...

Sweetness is a serious codknocker.

by What the mutha December 22, 2004

Hobknocker

Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions

Hobknocker is not a real word

by Jackbuddy5736 September 3, 2016

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

by The 4 guys who use Jolene for SEX August 19, 2003