The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
by wopdonk May 7, 2008
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The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
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Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
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"Yo imma keep it 200 watchu chief, I'm gonna Clump yo ass."
"Dude,I'm FINNA CLUMP Shawna tonight"
"Yo imma keep it 200 watchu chief, I'm gonna Clump yo ass."
"Dude,I'm FINNA CLUMP Shawna tonight"
by Jonchman June 16, 2018
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by weekend pounder October 20, 2010
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The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.
Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.
Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.
"Spread out and stop that clumpage."
by Nora Honeyharn November 10, 2013
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Jim: man I'm really thirsty but all I have is ice.
Frank: why don't you just tip the cup back and get some ice.
Jim: I would but I don't want to get clumpdafucked
Frank: why don't you just tip the cup back and get some ice.
Jim: I would but I don't want to get clumpdafucked
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