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we be clubbin'

-idiom
1. Patronizing a nighttime dancing establishment.
2. An expression indicating agreement, well-being, or a generally positive feeling, often used as a response.
"We be clubbin'; everybody likes when the girl shakes something."

"What are you up to this fine evening, young fellows?"
"We be clubbin'."

"This vacation is phenomenal"
"We be clubbin'."
we be clubbin' by PG2 November 7, 2007
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inuit seal clubber 

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.
"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

Pussy Clobberin 

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.

Culture Clubbing 

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.
"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS
Culture Clubbing by mud00 September 29, 2010

Glubbering 

The act by which one ponders either past or future actions, typically of a regretful nature. Often associated with morning after shakes due to a night of heavy drinking or talking to questionable members of the opposite sex.
Bob was just sitting there on the couch glubbering, one hand in a bag of potato chips and the other in his pants.
Glubbering by Derek Andersen March 10, 2009

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."