What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.
Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!
by Pseudofritz September 23, 2020
(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.
(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled
You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
by Tom and Michelle May 20, 2008
"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"
*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"
"Everything is bigger in Texas!"
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"
*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"
"Everything is bigger in Texas!"
by DJ ZachyD June 13, 2018
by jedi master blaster October 31, 2013
When a man/woman cocks over an individual with their ass in their face and take a shit in there mouth which the reciever gargles.
by Kaiyon R. September 24, 2006
by nate brookens February 18, 2008
tell a bitch you finna fuck then act like you gone fuck her pull down yo pants and say lick my ass bitch and if they say no shove yo ass in they nose then when they start gettin in to it you ask em if they done yet if they say no let em keep goin and when they done shit in they face and use yo ass to rub it down to they belly button and write you been de-clogged BITCH
by GDN_7_4_14_2_15_19 September 27, 2009