Clock

Noun
Originated in Decatur, IL

An individual who lacks the basic cognitive ability to make decisions. This individual is plagued with a mediocre existence and will have trouble finding a significant other. When given total freedom, a Clock will often wallow in caves of failure.

Clock can also be used as an ethnic slur against every ethnicity imaginable. It is officially the greatest one-up word to combat any other ethnic slur. If someone calls you an ethnic slur, call them a Clock and prepare for dinner - because you're going to be feasting on tears very soon.

Frankie: "Yo, John Madden is such a Clock. I don't know why they ever let this guy call games."

John: "Hey, Fred, you're such a {insert offensive ethnic slur here}!"
Fred; "Bro, you sound mad. I'm just thankful that I'm not a Clock."
*John is stricken with grief and sobs softly in the corner of the room*

by TheRealDuplicity October 29, 2011

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003

Clock

An item you use to to tell what time it is. They can be very decorative, and handy to tell you what time it is.

I like the clock in my house

by lunar shadows January 6, 2005

clock

a person who is in a great hurry

So we're driving down the Katy Freeway, and this clock zooms past at like 110!

by Vincent Price March 7, 2004

Clock

When a woman's clitoris is so big...it looks like a small cock. Or when a man's cock is so small...it looks like a big clitoris. A clock!

He/She had a clock!

by Genius25 November 18, 2009

clock

when a woman's clitoris is so big it looks like a cock

dude, jason told me he went down on mary jane the other night and about threw up when she chubbed a clock.

by goobsatpit September 19, 2009

clock

shows u da time
also rhymes with cock

I beat my cock to a clock and came into a sock

by kidtoucher78 March 9, 2023