Cling man

A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.

by Your the doo doo to my butt January 21, 2019

Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Cling Bur

Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.

I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

clinge binge

To have sexual intercourse with many women in a short period of time

Johnny: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Will: Going out for a clinge binge!
Johnny: Niceeee!

by IamSUPERhoe October 2, 2009

Hotline Cling

When your ex-girlfriend repeatedly booty calls you, despite you moving on.

Friend 1: Yo my ex been booty calling for days.
Friend 2: That's a hotline cling fo sho!

by iamronanx January 19, 2016

Cunt Cling

When a female vagina is so tight that it looks like it is being pulled out on a back stroke while fucking in the doggy style position.

I got so fucking horny watching her "cunt cling" while I was fucking her doggy style

by tooltoter March 5, 2012

cling master

noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho

Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days

by LaQuinta June 12, 2008