Chanfaced

A word to describe someone who is obnoxiously high after smoking pot. Distant cousin of shitfaced.

"They came into the movie theater all chanfaced, stinking like bud."

by McChanski March 3, 2009

Clayface

A person that is so nonchalant they barely respond to any display of emotion. Boring, dry person etc

damn that dude had no reaction at all, is he stoic?

nah dude hes just a clayface

by kjellkaramel June 9, 2020

chunkface mcgee

an overweight individual. the majority of the fat residing in the facial tissue.

She'd be hot if she wasn't such a chunkface mcgee

by searched November 21, 2007

Clayface

Someone that has the ability to mold their face into so many funny faces that it is as if their face is made of clay. The person is not usually ugly. Being a clayface is a talent.

Example 1
"Oh my God, you are such a clayface!"

Example 2:
"Wow that girl is a clayface."

by lala_thanksbye January 31, 2015

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

ClassFace

A person with a fake/different personality in class.

Joseph is such a classface he’s very different outside school.

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Blankface

A Blankface (credited to Scott Aaronson) is someone, usually a service worker entrusted with a small amount of power, who would rather use that power to act as a cog in a broken machine instead of a human being with courage, judgment, and responsibility for their actions.

Blankfaces are almost always in a position to easily do the right thing and bend some minor rule or reach out to another department to get your inquiry resolved, but living otherwise powerless lives, they relish enforcing the most literal interpretation of the rules. These rules give them a semblance of power, and for them, taking ownership and doing the right thing feels like giving in to your demands—a loss of power.

Given a choice between doing the obviously right thing or stonewalling you to feel powerful, a Blankface will always choose the latter.

I never got the reimbursement they promised. Their Blankface administrator just kept sending me back the form, demanding more and more convoluted bank details, until I finally got the hint and dropped it.

by Lucent April 6, 2022