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clank stank

That stank you get from clankin.
What's that smell... it smells like grinding meat slop.

That's Cassandras clank stank on my piece.xiv
by DevilsEnvy July 1, 2021
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Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
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clank

clank (adj) - the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as hell) the main difference is that "clank" has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, classy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.
Brittany: Did you see that girl's tribal-print shirt?
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.

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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.

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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!
by Yvlek December 9, 2012
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clank

A totally spooky ghost. Probably the spookiest of all ghosts.
Man, did you see clank today? Spookiest ghost ever. Babes totally dig clank.
by azruavatar October 17, 2012
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Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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bite my clank

"Bite my clank" Known origins from Utah, USA, in or around the 1960's or 1970's. Used to reprimand in a joking manner...as in kiss my ass, etc. The "clank" that one is being told to bite can basically be left to the recipients imagination.
"Bite my clank", "KIss my ass", "buzz off", "bite my big one", "step off", etc.
by HugoDattaway November 21, 2013
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Clank

Known as a term in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, calling someone a "clank" means that they are a rusty piece of machinery. This is offensive to people in the title due to the term being used against those with mechanical augmentations. Calling someone a "clank" is similar in context to calling a robot "scrap metal" or a "voided warranty".
"Watch yourself... Clank."

"You clanks take your neuropozyne shots yet?"

"Naturals don't need the paperwork. But as for you, clank..."
by PearFinch March 16, 2019
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