louisiana clam bake

Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.

Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?

by Enchilata Seniorita January 6, 2008

Clam Bake

A setting or event where the number of woman is overly concentrated resulting in general catty or bitchy behavior. The exact opposite of a Sausage Festival.

They need to hire some dudes on the sales team; it's a clam bake over there with all that gossiping.

by fair_claire April 27, 2010

clam bake

While having anal sex from behind, you stuff your balls inside her clam.

I hope she doesn't queef during the clam bake.

by d12 July 10, 2005

Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

by mofoko March 27, 2010

New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

by jb279 March 6, 2009

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 23, 2016

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018