baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 1, 2009

chodejaw

Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.

Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 25, 2007

Chode-AR

Any device capable of detecting a Chode. Whether it be on a male or transvestite's body.

Capable of detecting length and width of the CHODE. (Determined by size of Square on the display screen) does not apply to people from india for they have superior "JUNK" than anyone else in the world.

Usually made of Cardboard and Sharpie, May not always function correctly and can mistake a SHLONG for a CHODE (Most common in black males)

Dustin: Hey man, think that guy has a chode?
Parth: I dont kno, let me grab the Chode-AR"

Dustin: Hey what you doing with that Chode-AR?"
White Guy: Seeing if that indian has a Chode"
Dustin: No dude, he cant, hes indian you DERP"

Dustin: Hey man, my Chode-AR is picking up some activity coming from that black guy"
Khan: No, it must be calculating wrong, unless there over 60 they cant have CHODE's"

by Indian-Wannabe May 12, 2011

Chode Dog

A hot dog which resembles a chode. Typically severed in school dinners.

"Sam was furiously munching a chode dog"
"Look at the Year 7s enjoying their chode dogs"

by Couscous Nince August 31, 2018

snow chode

an idiot on a ski resort with no idea what there doing, yet still insists on going to the top and wiping everyone out on there way down.

there goes another snow chode

by bikerdude2k February 3, 2010

Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

Caydence

A Caydence is one of the nicest, funniest, EXTREMELY beautiful, and caring people you will ever meet. She'll never fail to make you laugh on a bad day, and you can always count on her to be there for you. If you ever come across a Caydence, befriend be sure to keep her close because that's a gem. If you manage to date a Caydence, DONT YOU DARE BREAK UP WITH HER OR HURT HER. In short, Caydence is something who's lovely weird in the best ways possible, you couldn't ask for a better friend.

"Hey is that Caydence? "
"Yea, she's one of my bestest friends!!!"

by anonymeous August 14, 2021