Popped the chute

when you've taken all the abuse you can take and want to make a grand exit, you "pop the chute".

Steven Slater "popped the chute" when he had enough abuse from a passenger on his flight.

by Pam-Pam Shenanigan August 11, 2010

Pull The Chute

To backout, drop out of or give up on something.

Derived from the use of parachutes in sky diving. The diver "pulls the chute" on the dive at a certain point where he/she deems safe.

"Bob 'pulled the chute' on class again." This translates to the following:

Bob skipped class again.

In conversation:
Mike: "Where's Bob?"
Tony: "He pulled the chute again."

Short forms:

Pulled, chute, or simply: P.T.C.

by BJLOVE{bob} March 10, 2004

Chutes and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009

pulled chute

The act of removing yourself from an awkward or undesirable social situation just like one would deploy a parachute to stop a freefall.

I needed my wingman to hop on the grenade. He did but after 10 minutes could no longer stand it so he pulled chute and got out of there.

by Patcho December 9, 2008

crap chute

An incorrect interpretation of "crap shoot" which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of craps.

This has nothing to do with crap the excrement or a physical chute.

"Blind dates are a real crap chute because they always end up shitty.
I think you mean crap shoot which has nothing to do with shit."

by mailbox47 January 23, 2011

Dong Chute

The anus of a gay person.

Brian really opened up Mike's dong chute

by Chuckalatmilk September 30, 2016

poop chute

Your anal orifice, where dung comes out of and where penii are inserted.

1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed

by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006