Skip to main content
Any method use by a Church to make money.
That's a nice church, they must do a lot of churching chaching chaching.
Churching by Kat William March 11, 2010

Churchin 

To attend a church service to say you went, but not to learn anything or get involved just to be able to say that you go to church. Also to attend church to remove guilt of what you did that week and do the same the next week...wash repeat.
Churchin:

Example :A
Bill: " Hey would you like to learn about what Jesus did for you so you could go to heaven?
Tom: No thanks brotha, i go to church already, i don't need to know that .

Example B:
Bill: "Church is a good place to go for help on getting clean from alcohol and drug addiction".
Tom: "I already know that, after i get trashed on Friday's and Saturday's i go to church and ask God to clean me up on Sunday's.
Churchin by Fosheezzy January 27, 2018

Churchin slurpin 

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
Churchin slurpin by Ron with an h January 1, 2019

Churchandise 

Merchandise that is sold at a church.
you get Churchandise from any church.
Churchandise by helpmegetaname1 October 26, 2020

Churchanity 

Churchanity is tying religious practice to a church, a budget or a staff or clergy. To quote someone “the church has left the building. Churchanity consumes lots of money to maintain buildings and facilities.
Churchanity makes the worship of God to a certain day of the week or physical building.
Churchanity by Mach77 March 31, 2021