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Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.

I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.

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When you leave the bathroom but you suddenly feel like you still need to poop.

"What took you so long?"
-"Sorry, when I got out I felt like I needed to keep on chunking"

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this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces

Q. Where is Kev?

A. He is in the kitchen crumpet chunking his greedy face off!!!

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Whilst fucking a girl in the anus you penetrate the membrane between the anus and the vagina and impregnate that bitch!

I was fucking Tashiqua in the ass last night and this morning she told me that I was butt chunking her, now I need to pay for the abortion.

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To wrap rubber bands around your penis into sections and start to play it as a musical instrument.

The one man band exhibits vocals, kazoo, and dick chunking

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"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"

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