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Chummer

Chummer

A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
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Guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle....with receipts.
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"
by the real sweet-a-bix October 13, 2012
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Chummer

A portmanteau describing a blowjob administered with the gentle and judicious use of teeth, to the mutual gratification of both parties. From 'chewy' and 'hummer'. Distinct from 'bummer', (biting hummer) in that the chummer is performed principally with the back teeth, as opposed to the incisors.
I wouldn't have thought that having a woman chew on my penis would be something I would want to repeat, but it turns out I really want another chummer from that girl.
by fetymologist March 12, 2011
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crummelt

To have been embarrassed or to have been made look inadequate in some way.
Did ye see Rab getting a knock back fae that bird? He was totally icrummelt/i
by Mr. Stu May 23, 2005
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chummle

To eat vigourously and without regard for the opinion of others. South African origin.
You had better chummle that pie before Fatty McFatfuk gets back.
by AntonyB August 21, 2006
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Chummer

Someone who shits and Cums simultaneously, Precisely at the exact same time.
They call me Chummer back at home.
Bro I just Chummed.
I love a man who’s a Chummer like me.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Chummer

Someone who shits and Cums simultaneously, Precisely at the exact same time.
They call me Chummer back at home.
Bro I just Chummed.
I love a man who’s a Chummer like me.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Cummel either/or Pissel

Swimming in a tunnel filled with bodily fluids

Examples include: Sea men, Urine
"You guys down to Cummel either/or Pissel in the sewer?"
by Big Thursdays January 17, 2022
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