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chummin' for chicks

A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.
Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"

Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"
by pinchetortuga July 14, 2009
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chubick

The hole created when a really really fat guy's penis is completely swallowed by his fat.

Coined on the Frosty, Heidi, and Frank radio program, out of 97.1 FM in Los Angeles.
"That guy's so fat he has no dick, just a chubick."
by Henry Jennings May 31, 2007
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Chumbly Cheeks

When a female is giving head to two males with girthy, engorged cocks at the same time forcing her facial cheeks to puff out like those on the face of a fat walrus.
Sandy started sucked off her boyfriend in front of his buddy Roger. Roger quickly joined in and before she knew it, she was chocking down two cocks and sporting Chumbly Cheeks.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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chumbasquat

To refer to a person of ugly appearance, a person who is also meaningless and un-important.

This is a harsh reference that should not be made lightly.

Derived from the two words Chumba and Squat, see dictionary for definitions
In context as a retort "What did you call me you filthy chumbasquat?"

or

"Blimey Steve did you see the boatrace on that chumbasquat?"
by Andy and Dave July 19, 2006
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Chumberlai

noun. A popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of Colombia. The drink consists of Varsol (for a description of Varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/Public_Products/Fluids/Aliphatics/Worldwide/Grades_and_Datasheets/Fluids_Aliphatics_VarsolNaphtha_Grades_WW.asp)and Colombiana (the national soft drink of Colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. Before mixing, the Varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. Chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. Statistics show that excessive consumption of Chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. For extra potency, Cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. All-in-all, Chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.
Don Carlo decided to spice up the party with a Chumberlai funnel. He didn't make it.
by Don Carlo March 10, 2009
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chumbawumba land

Any place where a person feels that heaven is close, their soul is free, or they have glimpsed heaven. Typically associated with wilderness areas where the heart can be heard beating.
In Chumbawumba land a person can let go and be themselves, invigorated and surrounded by a sense of deep happiness.
by cupricity September 18, 2014
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The Chumbawumba

Succession of drinks that is based upon the popular 90's song "Tubthumping (I get knocked down)" by the band Chumbawumba. Where one drinks first a shot of whisky, then a shot of vodka, then a lager (beer), and finally a drink of hard cider, in quick succession. This is taken directly from the lyric in the song " I drink a whisky drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink. The Chumbawumba is always announced by the chanting "Chumba, Wumba, Chumba, Wumba!"
"Yo man have you seen John?"
"Yea he is passed out in the corner. He did the Chumbawumba earlier tonight.
by SAEalpha February 26, 2008
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