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triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
by Grum May 24, 2006
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Chutney Thunder

Farted and following through with chunks.
Also known as Chocolate Thunder.
Too late for a loo, my undercarriage just felt Chutney Thunder.
by Irene Samek May 21, 2003
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crudney

The name that was affectionately given to the Rodney dining hall at the University of Delaware for it's lack-luster food.
"Yo man, stinkin' 'bout hitting up crudney?"
by Games Yu February 2, 2008
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Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.
You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!
by lolwutnotme December 2, 2009
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chutney muff

a girl with red pubic hair or a girl with red hair, thus suspected of the same attributes downstairs
Also known as chutters
have you seen that girl alexandra?
who the chutney muff?
yeah
by Petey May 18, 2003
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Chodney Ripple

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.
Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!
by matrixbadger May 30, 2009
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Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!
by big_jurgen March 25, 2009
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