As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.
by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019
Get the Compton Stealth Shelf mug.1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto
by ortho June 2, 2007
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by Gangsta Pete May 6, 2006
Get the Straight Up Compton mug.1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.
2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.
2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.
by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009
Get the Crompton mug.When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
by SinisterL August 3, 2010
Get the Compton Cockblock mug.I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.
by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009
Get the Compton alarm clock mug.When your homie keeps asking you to play fortnite and you can clearly tell he got no sleep last night because he was playing fortnite all night. Basicaly some who is just too adicted to fortnite and now always imagines hes playing fortnite in real life
John: Hey Frank you wanna play some fort tonight?
Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week
John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!
Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!
John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them
Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week
John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!
Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!
John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them
Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 25, 2018
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