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Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder

When your homie keeps asking you to play fortnite and you can clearly tell he got no sleep last night because he was playing fortnite all night. Basicaly some who is just too adicted to fortnite and now always imagines hes playing fortnite in real life
John: Hey Frank you wanna play some fort tonight?

Frank: I gotta do homework tonight besides ive played with you every other day this week

John: WATCH OUT THERE SHOOTING AT US!

Frank: OH SHIT IS IT THE SCHOOL SHOOTERS?!

John: No its just those two gay kids who tried to take me on with their scars but im too good at fortnite for them

Frank: Oh of course, i forgot you have Fortnite Chromozonal Disorder
by TheGayestKidOutThere February 25, 2018
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Chromo

A totally and completely useless individual whose sole purpose in life is to stand there and look good. They have the potential to do something useful, but just won't. Chromos generally go to great lengths to avoid responsibility. They are usually very self-centered, incredibly dense, impulsive liars, and are almost always undeniably hot.

Believe it or not, this term comes from the word "chromoplast," an organelle within a plant cell that is created once a chloroplast dies. Chromoplasts, like chromos, are useless. They only provide nice colors for the plant, hence the general hotness of chromos.
My ex-boyfriend is such a chromo!
by kj G. February 10, 2006
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chromotosing

"What's chromotosing George of the Jungle?!"
by reese20 September 21, 2017
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Chromosome Gnome

A Chromosome Gnome refers to a man or woman with small stature that either has down syndrome or shows similar mannerisms to someone on the autism spectrum.
Look at that chromosome gnome over there doing 2+2 on his calculator
by Gluey and Gooy June 23, 2019
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White Chromosomes

there was an alien dimension, our astrosmers met them on a planet called smerstation, they were wearing turbans but when we came into contact with the smeralienese people they said they were head beanies now dont mistake them as they had white chromozone layers
Your white Chromosomes are holding you back
by smrsarenazis March 10, 2017
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Extra chromosome weed

weed so strong that once inhaled you feel the retarded effect that an extra chromosome has on the brain. In many cases this cannabis can and will make you shit your pants without any warnings. Dumbed down this weed is described as the bees knees if the bees knees were 10 piece mcnuggets straight from God's lotion sack.
Woah bro (random grunt noise) this Extra chromosome weed got me absolutely zoinked.
by master doodoo poo April 1, 2019
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chromosexual

A chromosexual is a person who rides a motorcycle and tries to put every piece of chrome available on their bike. Also a person who will spend thousands of dollars on chrome parts for their bike, and little or nothing on maintenance. It is better to look good, than to run good.
Person 1: "That boy is such a chromosexual. I am suprised that he hasn't had his seat chromed yet."

Person 2: "I know, $20,000 worth of chrome, and it still won't start......"
by Dave_d January 22, 2007
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