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christmas tree cock 

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
christmas tree cock by trojanlover December 13, 2006

Dirty Christmas Tree 

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party
Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

Alabama Christmas Tree 

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

Smelling like a Christmas tree 

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree 

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedΓ§
You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

Jamaican Christmas Tree 

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.
Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!
Jamaican Christmas Tree by Laingbang December 15, 2012