Christian Rock

A genre fueled by various degrees of rock music-loving Christians. Often criticized for bland or mushy lyrics, mostly on the grounds that profanity is not present. It is found in one of the most misunderstood CD aisles at your local Wal-mart. The critics usually have no idea what they are talking about, since the only music that they've heard is the kind played on the "Contemporary Christian" radio station. The real rock music is never played on the Contemporary Christian stations, hence its followers are either broke from buying CDs or are sadly breaking the commandment "Thou shall not steal."

Topics addressed in Christian Rock include all those found in regular rock music, but with a biblical twist. Many songs cannot be identified as part of Christian music, except for the challenge that they propose to society.
Person 1: I love Christian Rock, especially Switchfoot!
Person 2: Switchfoot is Christian Rock? I didn't know that. Well, I'm never listening to them again. I'll stick to polluting my mind with worldly ideals, thank you very much.
by Hamlet88 June 10, 2005
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Christian Rock is Smelly
by Ann-Onymous July 27, 2005
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Although some believe otherwise, rock is a sound and not a lyrical theme. Therefore, Christian rock is made possible. Most good Christian rock addresses real issues like suicide, partying, backstabbing "friends," death, broken families, sex, murder, etc.--but all from a Christian view. It doesn't ignore the world and the themes of secular rock. It just has them with a twist that often points the listener to Jesus. Some say that only secular rock is "real". I say secular rock goes around in circles, while Christian rock points you in the right direction. Do you want to go around in circles, or would you prefer to find meaning in life and accomplish something?
Some Christian rock sounds as good as secular rock or better. And if you think the words "Christian" and "rock" don't belong together, how about the words "Christian punk"?
by RockOn! September 03, 2005
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1. Music that makes you want to burn a church down
2. Music for non threating white boy pussies
I think I will listen to my favorite christian rock album after I wipe my vagina.
by Max December 07, 2003
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music that is just as good a scular music but about God
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and all good bands
by the buck June 09, 2005
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Rock music that are writen for and about jesus christ(or god in general), also something different to praise god by instead of the ussual hyms!!!!
"ONE WAY JESUS" Hillsong Australia is an example of christian rock!!!!
by soulio July 01, 2005
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A cheap form of music where people try their hardest to sound like the rock band Creed using lyrics that reference the Christian religion and fail epically!
Dude: I like Creed.

Fag: Aren't they christian rock.

Dude: Go to hell!
by TomBosley January 29, 2009
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