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Chris Rocked

An unforeseen show-stopping bitch slap delivered by one party (the slapper) to the other (the slappee). Not limited to bitches, largely due to originating by one male to another.

Origin:
In the middle of a LIVE BROADCASTED award show in March of 2022, Chris Rock, famously portraying himself as a Zebra (named Marty) in the animated series Madagascar, make a joke not being favorable with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air himself, Will Smith’s.

This comment was made in reference to Will Smith’s Wife (She Who Shall Not Be Named).

Suddenly The #6 most famous TikTok star, Will Smith was sided and went BIG MAD Alpha Chad and Chris Rocked Chris Rock on stage.

Following this moment Chris Rock was trending on the dumpster fire known as Twitter (or Twat*), understandably in response to this moment no one had on their 2022 BINGO CARDS. The internet debate went on to choose sides of who is in the right and/or in the wrong.

Even with the probability of the opinions of either side being disregarded, it resigns in parallel to the viral Laurel vs Yanny or Blue/Black Dress vs White/Gold dress internet debates.

*This week at Twitter (or Twat) is a very well created series done weekly by Youtuber Omegon. You’re welcome.
Bro#1: This boy is about to get Chris Rocked if he doesn’t keep my girl’s name out of his mouth.

Bro#2: How Unlucky.
by Mz. Blackbird March 28, 2022
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Chris rocked

Slapping the shit out of a person, getting slapped
Raymond was being illogical and annoying so his friend chris rocked his world
by Basic acid April 6, 2022
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Chris Rockin'

The repercussions of a person/persons taking something too far

Or to the point where they have made a situation awkward for others

Interchangeable with the phrase "he fucked around and found out"
"Yo, where's tony?"

"Man, he got arrested last night"

"Player needs to chill with the Chris rockin'"
by Wilhelmda'vigilante March 30, 2022
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Chris Rocked

Short for “Getting slapped by Will Smith
You just got Chris Rocked!
by OpKingDimond March 30, 2022
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chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
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Chris Rocked it

verb - to display grace and focus while under assault.
Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.
by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022
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National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!
"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"
by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022
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