A person who is worthless, and a idiot. One who acts like a moron. One who is a loser at everything and is a epic failure.
by Chotch Master May 13, 2010

by Kingtoe447 March 8, 2016

by Chotchmonster1994 April 16, 2010

People who don't understand that they're making up meanings for words. Also, people who use words that don't really/shouldn't really exist.
A bunch of chotches wrote definitions of 'chotch' in the urban dictionary.
p.s. see the entry for goatse
p.s. see the entry for goatse
by hateful bilbo with the scooting rifle fly. or phreyan November 17, 2003

An overconfident male who delights in exhibiting his genitles to other males in attempt to gain acceptance. A chotch will also persue females with the foreknowledge that they are a cock tease.
Dale, the chotch of the century, went down on Meghan well aware that she was not willing to stick her thumb in his ass or even play with his balls.
by dancablam September 14, 2003

by Kinko Vakowski April 8, 2006
