chordee

When the penis is crooked or bent from fibrous tissue caused by "overuse."
(kor-dee)

Man to other man in shower: "Dang, nigga! That dank shaft has some crazy chordee action going on!"

by Kevin Spacinator January 8, 2016

chorted

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

by CHORTED May 3, 2018

chortlellini

adj.

a laugh that boils over when you are cooking

tortellini.

other forms
chortlellined

chortlelling

mia had a very chortlellini laugh last pasta night.

by fifersss September 18, 2019

chortle

Mix feeling of chuckle and a snort and you get a chortle.

Eww.. I hate the chortle of john .

by bhaskarYadavilli March 18, 2015

chortle

another word for laugh not stupid fucking cookies

adelle has the best chortle ever

by adeeeleisthebest April 10, 2011

chortle

The sound a bong makes as it percolates.

Man, you want to get chortled? Sure, let's chortle.

by Stizzle July 3, 2006

Chortleboner

1. n. An object of hilarious blunder.
2. adj. describing awkward hilarity.
3. v. acting upon impulse towards stupidity and hilarity.
4. adv. describing an activity to be awkward, yet hilarious

1. n. That chortleboner really made me angry.
2. adj. We have a chortleboner of a problem!
3. v. I chortlebonered that assignment.
4. adv. You are acting really chortlebonerly.

by Zombiehobo May 21, 2008