Chonken

An offensive term for anyone who is pissing you off but you don't want to swear at.

Oh you fuc... chonken

by A person12436576 February 26, 2013

chongler

they are long shorts for MEN...many think they are capris...but they are not

chech out these new chonglers i got they are of the hook

by jdm slut June 1, 2007

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

chongle

The act of caressing the balls during fellatio (or at any other appropriate time) in the right way. Not too hard, not too soft.

Bro 1: Met this girl last night, she is so hot.
Bro 2: But does she know how to chongle?

by UMDThriller March 5, 2011

Chonker

Refering to a 2018 meme of a fat housecat. But used more as a generic insult towards anyone about their weight or eating habits.

Another hamburger?! You're such a chonker

by UnSanitary July 7, 2019

Chongerte

The act of twisting a male co-worker's sack into a knot after he continues to make obnoxious name suggestions for your fantasy football team name.

Benson suggested I name my team "Meat Curtain", so gave him a Chongerte.

by Buche August 24, 2006

chongle

To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.

Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!

by chonglemeister March 5, 2011