The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Choke smoke hold

A girl takes a hit of any kind of smoke and the guy chokes her while she holds it in.

“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold

by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021

Coke Hold

A conversation with a person who has done a lot of coke that you can't get away from. People on coke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in coke hold can be sober or not)

After doing her third rail in five minutes, Susan turned to me and just started rambling about life's deeper meanings. I wanted to get away but she wouldn't shut up long enough for me to excuse myself. I was caught in a coke hold.

by pete ritch September 3, 2007

venezuelan choker hold

The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"

Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!

by MayflyLane August 23, 2016

Rum & Coke; Hold The Coke

Just like a normal glass of rum and coke, but with no coke. It pretty much means having a glass of straight rum.

Personally, it's my favorite drink.

I'll have a rum & coke; hold the coke please.

by psychonirvanafan July 23, 2010

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025