Show Choir

The extra awesome extraccurricular activity at schools mostly in the mid west. it is where high school students prance arround on giant risers, duck tape the bottom of their shoes, use enough aqua net to cause lung cancer, sleep on the floors of buses, talk trash about that one girl who "can't do a jazz hand to save her life", and at the end of the day, go home with a few sparkly trophies that make for great weapons if someone is being annoying on the bus ride home. Guys wear more make up than David Bowie, and girls aren't afraid to strip in front of a large crowd of boys. We sweat, get sprained ankles, curse, and at the end of the day made some good friends and had some awesome times! Ah Show Choir...what's not to love!?

Dude 1: Dude! that girl over there is totally stripping!
Dude 2: Yea so, she's in Show Choir.
Dude 1: Well still, why aren't you totally in awe over this?
Dude 2: Cause I'm in Show Choir...

by librasign91 June 1, 2009

Show Choir

It is an activity in which participants sing and dance at the same time, while wearing shiney costumes and jewelry that can blind you, dark make-up, and fake hair. Show choirs perform at competitions within their own state and sometimes compete in other places, such as California, Florida, New York, Branson, Hawaii, and Chicago.

In show choir you wear dark make-up and shiney costumes.

by supersmile March 7, 2009

sing in the choir

A creative way of saying cunnilingus.

Dan said he couldn't go to the party because he had to sing in the choir with his girlfriend.

by drjohp April 24, 2006

Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 4, 2004

all state choir

The highest choir for high school kids in their state. Consisting of nothing but choir nerds. To be accepted, a choir nerd has to have a high audition score from their honor choir audition.

When I found out I made all state choir, I peed my pants then practiced my music for 11 hours a day.

by Tanyar December 31, 2006

show choir

also see showchoir.

showchoir is a mispelled version of show choir. just to clear up confusion.

by poo. July 28, 2004

Show Choir Hangover

Show Choir Hangover - n.

A feeling when a member of show choir is still feeling the effect of show choir Saturday. Basically extra tiredness throughout the weekend.

Oh dude, I have a nasty show choir hangover!
This show choir hangover is killing me. At least I had fun performing.

by samyoungftw February 10, 2020