Chob 

A Canadian that is chubby but not fat or stupid. Dumb Guidos call canadians chobs all the time. But really they are stupid, smoke at age 15, and fail at school.

Shut the hell up you chob, only a chob would say that

Chob by POOPPDPDSPS September 21, 2010

chob 

Somebody who stays overnight or for a time period at your house/apartment and eats everything in sight, uses your facilities then leaves without any reimbursements to you.

Steve decided to crash at our place this weekend and ate all my food then broke a window without paying. What a chob.

chob by Lmaoing October 13, 2006

Chob 

better known as a Chode but smaller and fatter and often seen in babies or infants.

Lauren was changing a diaper and was amazed by the young boys chob which was larger than her fathers.

Chob by inspired by baby April 15, 2011

Chob 

The sound of eating; chewing loudly; the word for eating fastly; negatively

"He sure chobbed down that cheesburger!" ; "Yesterday I chobbed down a whole mess of potato chips" ; "He took a big chob out of my candy bar" ; "She is sure chobbing down that apple pie"

Chob by Allovexists August 22, 2011

chob 

A chinese fob. A fob being someone, who is now living in the U.S. or a European/western country, but still has their thick native accents and holds on to many of their native customs and practices.

"Did you hear that dude's accent? He's a straight chob."

chob by Reyhan April 5, 2007

Chob 

To hit or prod someone in the back of the head with a cusion or pillow.

I am not a fan of Gordon, I really wish somone would chob that cunt.

Chob by Barry Amazon January 26, 2014

Chob 

To throw up, etc to be sick (specifically in Calderdale)

Oh no I’ve just chobbed in the club smoking area

Chob by anonymous September 14, 2020