Christmas Steve

The day before Christmas eve. This is the second last day to get all the presents bought.

It's too busy to travel on Christmas eve, I am heading home on Christmas Steve.

Christmas Steve by win2day September 14, 2012

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Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

Diarrhea Christmas Lights by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

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the day after christmas

the most depressing day of the year

kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/

the day after christmas by christmasluvr December 26, 2010

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Ghetto Christmas

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.

Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas

Ghetto Christmas by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003

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Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

Christmas card terms by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

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dorky Christmas

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

dorky Christmas by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

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spooky jim christmas

Everyone's spirit animal , including josh duns . spooky Jim Christmas is spooky Jim around Christmas

Human 1# hey do you know if spooky jim Christmas has posted anything on twitter ?

Human 2# yeah......he kicked Tyler out of the band ...... again 😂

spooky jim christmas by spookyjimchristmasworshiper February 13, 2017

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