chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004

Chimples

Chimpanzee nipples or chimpanzee like nipples

I took a trip to the zoo and saw so many chimples

by Chimples01 December 18, 2021

Chimbles

The small crumbs of ham or cooked meat left after cutting a joint into slices.

Customer: 'Can I have a couple of slices of ham please?'
Butcher: 'Sorry, I have none left but the chimbles'

by TheFamilyButcher November 7, 2010

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010

chimbles

the word used for the crumbly remains of breakfast cereals, or crisps at the bottom of the packet.

-Cheesman family origin

"Does anyone want the chimbles?" "no thanks, they're yucky"

"ARG! JACK, you've finished all the cereals apart from the chimbles!"

by Elbe October 15, 2007

chambless booty

nice ass

look at that chambless booty dancing

by johannas johnson August 23, 2008

chocolate chipples

When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.

Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.

Ben: Why thank you. =D

Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!

by Suzunu October 5, 2006