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Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

chicken fucker

Military slang for "the person who takes charge and gets shit done."
This person is not necessarily the highest ranking in the group.
You come upon a bunch of people standing around a vehicle with a flat tire, smoking and joking. You notice there is a leadership vacuum - no one is taking charge, so you ask, "Who is fucking the chicken here? Where's the chicken fucker?" in such a way that inspires the most ambitious and motivated person to step forward into a strong leadership role.
chicken fucker by Bulldog 6 October 15, 2013

Chicken Fucked 

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.
Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding
i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker
chicken fucker by officer rod farva September 17, 2004

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!