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War. War never changes.

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.
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When someone says they have a lot of money, but never provide proof or are lying about their wealth.
Jonathan talks big game about his wealth, but never pays for anything. He must have Trump Change.
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Barry Manilow Key Change

Multiple key changes in any sappy song used for dramatics and to manipulate emotions - an art especially exploited by Barry Manilow.
My choir director shouted out to us while we were singing, "Get ready for the Barry Manilow key change!"
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