cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Cheezin Season

A special rare time or occasion when Cheezin is greatly encouraged, and allowed.

Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.

by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

Chelaine

Chelaine's are very attractive, outgoing and empathetic type people. They are beautiful, intelligent, and genuine and often look at the bright side of life. Chelaine is a very uncommon and unique name only given to people who are seriously and undeniably amazing.

Chelaine is so incredibly beautiful and intelligent that only a few have been chosen to wield such a immensely powerful name.

by PseudonymChef February 3, 2010

Chelz

Usually an Aquarious (astrology), Chelz are always girls. Few Chelz exist, but they do!! Chelz are usually friendly unless they don't get enough sleep. They can also be easily scared and may scream if you are to randomly jump in front of them. If you have a Chelz, you'll understand. If you cannot afford a Chelz, take out another mortgage on your home!

Chelz had a sleepover party at which her and her friends made prank phone calls.

by XXLaurenXX August 20, 2008

Chelisa

Beautiful, smart, funny, outgoing loves to be excited, but dont fuck with her or she can be your hell. overall the nicest girl you want in your life her eyes are like falling in love and her smile is like waking up to a new day, or brighting yours up at any point good or bad. she is amazing.

Chelisa is so beautiful

by Wy Wy February 4, 2010

Chelios

To honor the great Chris Chelios we designed a shot.

1/2 oz UV Cherry (red for the Red Wings)
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's (cause he is old)

-Drop it into a small glass of Red Bull (it gives you wings, like the BlackHawks and Red Wings)

We should take a Chelios.
Those Chelioses really fucked me up.
That Chelios was delicious, even though it might taste similar to cough syrup.

by floffy9 February 20, 2010

Toe cheezits

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.

Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019